The xxx äventyr av charlie sheen

If she wanted to hook up and watch old episodes of Two and a Half Men.

She never heard of the show but still wanted to bone him.

So the first time they tried to meet up, uh, Charlie's expensive car ended up going over a cliff and plunging 100 feet into the Pacific Ocean causing Tanner to take a rain check.

We're not sure if they actually hooked up.

This might only be a rumor because there's no actual proof because, uh...