Jag kom precis för en massage, men de två stora rövad milfsna som var ansvariga var så jävla kåta, de slutade knulla mig!

I thought he was supposed to be here ****.

Yeah, his appointment's ****.

It's actually booked for, I mean, it's probably bad traffic.

Who knows what side of town he's coming from.

That's true. I hate when people are late, though.