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The radio station you rely on is powered by electricity.

Even if you had a battery-powered radio, you wouldn't be able to pick up any signals because the radio station requires electricity to broadcast.

Maybe a few stations have backup generators, but they're still trying to gather information about what's going on before they start their future broadcast.

Five minutes after all the electricity goes out, panic starts to mount, and there are no clear answers as to what's happening.

During this initial period of darkness, you have to be prepared for the worst.