8 enkla regler för att göra min styvson - del 2

As I wait for them to get their rocks off, it occurred to me that punk being my *** wasn't good enough for him.

You know, and being a loving and supportive father, I decided to find my boy the perfect mate.

And that's why you're standing in front of me today.

You see, I did a little research on the internet, checked out your profiles,

and I sent you an email inviting you to this party.