Behövde bli naken efter att jag av misstag pissade på mina helt nya dungarees medan jag gör en stående upp kissa för dig!

Oh, hello, hello, hello. How are you? Oh my God, I am fucking desperate for a pee.

What shall we do today? What shall we do today? Shall we pee in a bowl?

Oh, God, it's coming down my leg. Oh, sit on the loom. Oh, geez. Oh, my God. Yes, right,

so, I've just been out for an unexpectedly long dog walk. Oh, Jesus Christ.

I'll blow my nose, just in case any of you...